Corporate Law
We represent businesses in all matters, whether transactional or litigation. We can advise you on the advantages of setting up your own corporation.
White Collar Criminal Defense
We were involved in the defense of the first high-profile Mopery prosecution under Arkansas's Mopery law.
Domestic relations
God! We hate this crap. We'll do it, but we charge extra because it's so unpleasant.
International Debt Collection
Okay, most of them are scams. So far, all of them are scams, as a matter of fact. But they do provide a great source of information for Will's Blog.
Car wrecks, truck wrecks, plane wrecks, boat wrecks, dirigible wrecks, etc.
We'll help you with your personal injury action. Most likely what we'll do is refer the case to another lawyer, but if you'd like to have us pick one out for you, please give us a call. We'll charge a small and reasonable referral fee, which will vary based on our level of responsibility for the case and the law of the state in which the accident occurred. It's the responsibility of both of us to explain the referral fee system to you, but basically it's either a flat fee or a percentage of what the other lawyer charges us, assuming, of course, the other lawyer successfully settles or tries the case. We have friends all over the country, so give us a call, maybe we can find someone who can help you.
Acupuncture
None of is actually qualified to perform acupuncture, but one partner likes to do it simply because she's sadistic and likes to stick needles into people. Another partner likes to do it because it gives him an excuse to ask "patients" to disrobe. He's always envied doctors for getting to do that.
