A scammer asked me a bunch of personal information and also asked for a copy of my passport. Always trying to be helpful, here's what I sent him.
He also wanted to know some facts from my biography. Here we go.
Let me try to answer your questions if I can.
"Firstly, I would like to know your job description, in fact, I would like to know precisely the type of business or work you do"
I am a lawyer with a small firm, Runne, Laquelle & Hyde. This is our website: runnelaquellehyde.weebly.com. This should be enough to convince you that I am on the up and up. All lawyers in the United States are honest and trustworthy.
I have a couple of businesses on the side. I occasionally repair motorcycles, dildos, transistor radios, citizen's band radios, broken cell phones, and lawnmowers. I am also a part-time Tarot card reader.
"and how you are old."
Somehow I've reached the grand old age of 30. Nobody knows how that happened. Least of all me. Most people thought that with my reckless lifestyle and frequent intoxication I'd be gone long before I was 30.
"if you can provide a viable business idea and you will agree to do it for me"
I have several business ideas. I'm going to need to ask for your confidentiality just as you've asked for mine. I'm ready to dump my loser partners. I'd like to open my own firm. We could specialize in defective prophylactic cases. I think there's a gold mine there, but our senior partner thinks it would somehow be undignified advertising for those cases on late night television. It wouldn't go over well at his country club. My other partner thinks it would not be accepted at her church. Some people just have no value system whatsoever. We're in this business to make money. I didn't drink, sleep, and cheat my way through three years of law school and a bar examination just to impress a bunch of stuffed shirts, empty suits, and god-botherers with a broomstick up their asses. I did it to make money suing people.
I have some other ideas, too. I'll share them if you want me to, but I'd like to become the defective prophylactic lawsuit king and this funding would make it possible.
Before you begin, I need you to send me your full names, phone number, marital status, occupation, a copy of any form your identity (driver's license or work ID international passport) and your current address.
Full Name: Oliver William Laquelle. I go by O Will Laquelle or just Will Laquelle. My stage name when I read Tarot cards is Thandarr the Magnificent.
(701) 566-0688 is my telephone number.
I'm single--again! Bitch!
I'm a lawyer, as I said above.
My driver's license is attached, if I've done this right. It's No. 04915-3249-23113. I'm really not all that good at these scanning and attachments, but I can't exactly have my secretary help me on this one. She's pretty loyal to Jacqueline and would rat my ass out in a New York Minute.
Address:
O. Will Laquelle
LAW SUITES WEST
11219 Financial Centre Parkway
Suite 315
Little Rock, AR 72211
I hope this helps.
He also wanted to know some facts from my biography. Here we go.
Let me try to answer your questions if I can.
"Firstly, I would like to know your job description, in fact, I would like to know precisely the type of business or work you do"
I am a lawyer with a small firm, Runne, Laquelle & Hyde. This is our website: runnelaquellehyde.weebly.com. This should be enough to convince you that I am on the up and up. All lawyers in the United States are honest and trustworthy.
I have a couple of businesses on the side. I occasionally repair motorcycles, dildos, transistor radios, citizen's band radios, broken cell phones, and lawnmowers. I am also a part-time Tarot card reader.
"and how you are old."
Somehow I've reached the grand old age of 30. Nobody knows how that happened. Least of all me. Most people thought that with my reckless lifestyle and frequent intoxication I'd be gone long before I was 30.
"if you can provide a viable business idea and you will agree to do it for me"
I have several business ideas. I'm going to need to ask for your confidentiality just as you've asked for mine. I'm ready to dump my loser partners. I'd like to open my own firm. We could specialize in defective prophylactic cases. I think there's a gold mine there, but our senior partner thinks it would somehow be undignified advertising for those cases on late night television. It wouldn't go over well at his country club. My other partner thinks it would not be accepted at her church. Some people just have no value system whatsoever. We're in this business to make money. I didn't drink, sleep, and cheat my way through three years of law school and a bar examination just to impress a bunch of stuffed shirts, empty suits, and god-botherers with a broomstick up their asses. I did it to make money suing people.
I have some other ideas, too. I'll share them if you want me to, but I'd like to become the defective prophylactic lawsuit king and this funding would make it possible.
Before you begin, I need you to send me your full names, phone number, marital status, occupation, a copy of any form your identity (driver's license or work ID international passport) and your current address.
Full Name: Oliver William Laquelle. I go by O Will Laquelle or just Will Laquelle. My stage name when I read Tarot cards is Thandarr the Magnificent.
(701) 566-0688 is my telephone number.
I'm single--again! Bitch!
I'm a lawyer, as I said above.
My driver's license is attached, if I've done this right. It's No. 04915-3249-23113. I'm really not all that good at these scanning and attachments, but I can't exactly have my secretary help me on this one. She's pretty loyal to Jacqueline and would rat my ass out in a New York Minute.
Address:
O. Will Laquelle
LAW SUITES WEST
11219 Financial Centre Parkway
Suite 315
Little Rock, AR 72211
I hope this helps.
RSS Feed
